*yawns* it’s february 22d and is HOT! 30 C hot. what the crack february?!
oh well another week ended. so..
You know why I hate videogames’ news and gamers? because they live in a fantasy distorted land that doesn’t make sense.
Take Bioshock Infinite for example…
I never played that game before. One, I don’t have an “industry console” for hardbrocores so i can’t play it. Two, I don’t care. I have seen the videos and looks….fine. But holly fucking shit! all the fucking scandal geeks and otakus made about it! every fucking place on the web talked about the game. How wonderful it was, how artistic (vomits) it was, how it was the best fucking thing ever made and how a masterpiece it was! hwo it had modern songs with classic style! how it was based in disney!!! ZOMG!!!!awards, awards everywhere!….
…and it only sold a little more than 4 million copies THROUGH ALL CONSOLES. PS3, XBOX360, PC, MAC…..that’s 1 million copies for each console in average.
…that’s not much. That’s fucking mediocre. Puzzelda skyward sword sold almost 5 million in one singleconsole and it was considered a dissapointment! And this game didn’t even sold that in 4 platforms!!
Seriously gamers are so….*sighs* But because karma exists, the studio has been disolved and now it will make “smaller games focusing on a replayable narrative for the core gamers”…translation: “we will make niche games for niche audiences because our games doesn’t have mainstream appeal and it is too hard for us. and we rather be dead that make games FOR ZE CAZUALS DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!”
Fuck them. I hope they burn and crash. I am tired o these arrogant studios and their rock star attitudes. I hope they all drop dead and work in Mcdonalds. At least that’s a more useful job than keep poisoning gaming with their lies.
Also…
……..this is the comic book movie nerds are all mastrubating with? THIS?! It’s so goddamn cheesey!!! UGH! I mean….UGH!!!!!
Marvel movies studios are so fucking overrated. It’s annoying.
Ok fine, I give you that not all comic book movies should be serious and grimm. I actually like that idea. That’s cool.
But the idiotic cult geeks and nerds are giving to marvel studios is fucking pathetic. Everytime a news come for the new X-men movie (which sounds more interesting than this one) they bitch, bitch, bitch “eew I hate synger” “eew I hate quicksilver because it has silver hair” THE STUPID CHARACTER HAS SILVER HAIR MORONS!!! But a campy talking cartoon appears and all nerds have orgasms. *rolls eyes*
Maybe this movie will be fun and good. Maybe. I dunno. I dont care. I jsut wish I would have a turn off botton to avoid nerd drama everytime I read something like this and get il-biased.
Oh but the cherry on the cake…
You know what it is:
“Johnny Storm is black!”
….uh who cares?
“what if they cast superman as black?!”
…well why not?
“or wonder woman asian?”
….again why not?!
“or black panther as a white man?”.
…doesn’t make sense because being black is IMPORTANT for the plot of Black panther.
Is not important for superman.
Is not important for wonder woman.
IT IS NOT IMPORTANT FOR THE HUMAN TORCH!!!
“But his sister is white! doesn’t make any sense!!!!”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
This is the 21st century for christ’s sake!!!! I’ll give you that if both parents are white but we still don’t know and I seriously doubt it.
And last, these are fucking comic books! Knock it off! I never ever understood why they egt so damn attached to FICTIONAL WORKS to a point that nothing should be altered in some form. If more important works, like Shakeaspeare or The Bible, have had reinterpretations along the times, why not cartoon characters? grow up.
“but they are too young!!”
There are god knows many interpretation of superheroes in both DC and Marvel. These are based in one of them. Besides there’s already a more closer version of them released 10 years ago more or less and you made a tantrum about it.
“They should give the rights back to marvel! they are awesome!!!”
yeah because you all loooooooooooved Iron Man 3, right?
Seriously make up your mind already. You nerds make me ill.
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